F*ck Cancer Ceremonies
Cancer doesn’t get the final word, YOU do!
Whether you've received the all-clear or you're choosing to celebrate life with grace, grit and glitter in spite of a diagnosis, this ceremony is a bold act of love, defiance, and joy. I’m here to help you say “F*ck Cancer” with love, connection, and a crowd that lifts you up.
Live Loud and Unapologetically
This is a celebration of YOU, your story, your fight, your light.
Here’s what I offer to help make that celebration unforgettable:
🌈 Initial Video Chat (30 mins)
Let’s connect! I’ll listen to your story, your vision, and what this ceremony truly means to you.
🌈 Personalised Questionnaire
I’ll gather the soul-deep stuff, funny, fierce, tender, brave & all the parts that make you, YOU!
🌈 Planning Meeting (90 mins)
We’ll co-create the bones of your ceremony, online or in person, with room for extra calls if needed to finalise details.
🌈 A Script That Honours Every Part of You
No clichés. No pity. Just a powerful, personal script that reflects your strength, your humour, your love, and your truth.
🌈 Music, Readings, Rituals & More
From anthems that roar to poems that soothe. I’ll help you choose what speaks to your heart and energy.
🌈 Tweak Until It’s 100%
You can revise and refine it until every word feels right.
🌈 Support Throughout
I’m here via email or phone for questions, emotions, ideas, whatever arises along the way.
🌈 Optional Venue Rehearsal (60 mins)
If you want a run-through, I’m there, so everyone feels confident and calm.
🌈 Ceremony Day Magic
I’ll be there to deliver your “F@ck Cancer” celebration with heart, soul and total respect for your story and your courage.
🌈 Keepsake Copy to Treasure
A printed version of your ceremony to keep, reflect on, and share with loved ones.
You’ve faced the darkness and you’re choosing to raise the light. Let’s create a ceremony that’s real, loud, loving and absolutely unforgettable.